Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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