I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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