Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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