hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I intend to get homeless drunk
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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