Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you win again, gameday.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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