I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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