Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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