Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
NoShamevember. You game?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
