Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you would pick up someone in the library
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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