goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm at about main and main street
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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