do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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