Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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