Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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