so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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