I want to make a zoo with you.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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