Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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