People with herpes should wear stickers.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
