It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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