Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
