but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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