Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
