He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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