dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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