Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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