Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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