the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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