And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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