dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
