Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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