Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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