Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
