that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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