foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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