The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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