Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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