I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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