All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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