Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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