I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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