went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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