I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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