I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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