You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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