ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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