it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My breasts were aching with rage.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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