I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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