Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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