Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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