There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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