Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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