I'm really into asian looking animals
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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