I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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