uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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