shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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