awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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